PALO ALTO, CA – In an unprecedented turn of events, Philip Morris International, the tobacco company now known as Altria, has launched a lawsuit against social media conglomerate Meta, formerly Facebook, for usurping its title as the "World's Worst Company," according to sources who are definitely not just vaping hot air.
In a groundbreaking display of judicial balance, cryptocurrency giant Binance was slapped with a $4.5 billion "naughty fee" for enabling Iran to play hide-and-seek with international sanctions. Meanwhile, HSBC's modest $1.9 billion oopsie-daisy in 2012, for merely oiling the cogs of commerce with cartel cash, seems almost quaint.
In an unprecedented move that has shaken Silicon Valley to its core, the digital family unit behind OpenAI has officially filed for corporate divorce. Sam Altman and Greg Brockman, once hailed as the co-parents of the artificial intelligence phenom ChatGPT, have decided to part ways after having been unceremoniously ousted.
PALO ALTO, CA – In an unprecedented move, Mark Zuckerberg, the tech mogul behind Meta (formerly Facebook) and the sprawling digital realm known as the Metaverse, has been asked to leave the very virtual world he helped bring to life. The decision comes after numerous reports of Zuckerberg's digital avatar wandering
PALO ALTO, CA – In a move that has left both scientists and the general public baffled, tech magnate Elon Musk has announced the opening of MuskGen, an exclusive sperm bank aimed at repopulating the Earth with his own genetic material. Musk, known for his ambitious ventures from electric cars to
TOKYO, JAPAN – In a move that has left culinary experts and sushi purists gobsmacked, Nobu, the upscale restaurant chain co-owned by Robert De Niro and frequented by the likes of Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos and Kanye West has announced plans to double its locations across Japan. When Nobu first decided
NEW YORK CITY, NY – In a move that has left literary critics and fans alike scratching their heads, renowned biographer Walter Isaacson, known for his deep dives into the lives of geniuses like Steve Jobs, Elon Musk and Leonardo da Vinci, has announced the subject of his next book: the
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA - At a lavish gala held at Mar-a-Lago, in a move that has left economists, politicians, and the general public in a state of disbelief, the billionaires of the #GivingPledge, including Warren Buffet, Bill Gates, and MacKenzie Scott, have announced their daring new philanthropic strategy: paying their
PALO ALTO, CA – A recent global survey has unveiled a startling consensus: a vast majority of Earth's inhabitants are in complete agreement with Elon Musk's aspiration to die on Mars. Not because they admire his audacious vision, but because they genuinely want him to go there – and preferably stay. The
OSLO, NORWAY – In a move that surprised no one, the Nobel Committee announced today that Bill Gates has been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for his heroic efforts in single-handedly saving Africa. "After 200 years of the continent being messed up by outsiders, it's refreshing to see an outsider fix